Favorite rainy day activity: Bond movies

Something disgusting: bar nuts

Favorite cocktail: belvedere – neat

Clothing fetish: husband beaters

Favorite artist: Rothko

Artwork I would love to live with: Torqued Ellipse

Worst looking building in LA: the New Pike in Long Beach

Worst vacation destination: any cruise

Favorite smell: cut grass

I resemble an animal: doe

Three people I'd like to have over for dinner: Adolph Loos,
Bill Clinton, Frida Kahlo

Favorite rainy day activity: Reading funny books in bed –
especially Stephanie Plumb novels by Janet Evanovich

Something disgusting: machismo

Favorite cocktail: Long Island Iced Tea

Clothing fetish: shoes, of course!

Favorite artist: Salvador Dali

Artwork I would love to live with: Michaelangelo's Cistine
Chapel in my bedroom

Worst looking building in LA: the horrible green box that
serves as the Slauson Swapmeet

Favorite movie: Grease

Favorite smell: roses

I resemble an animal: liger

Three people I'd like to have over for dinner:
Nelson Mandela, Bill Maher, Elisabeth Keubler-Ross

Something disgusting: the current federal government

Favorite cocktail: frangelico + milk with a dash of nutmeg –
As far as I know it doesn't have a name, but it's sweet
and decadent.

Clothing fetish: anything that glitters, especially for the hair

Favorite artist: Tim Hawkinson

Artwork I would love to live with: Grayson Perry's
*Boring Cool People*

Worst looking building in LA: The 405 fwy is flanked by
the most consistently ugly architecture, but the 110 fwy N
is the most beautiful way to approach downtown LA.

Worst vacation destination: Montreal is a beautiful city,
but I'm cursed with chaos and misfortune everytime I go there.

Favorite smell: narcissus

Worst sound: NYC apartment buzzers

Three people I'd like to have over for dinner:
Hermann Hesse, Hundertwasser, Prince

Something disgusting: litterbugs

Favorite cocktail: scotch, neat

Clothing fetish: Borderline

Favorite artist: Donald Judd

Artwork I would love to live with: anything I can sit on;
I need furniture

Worst looking building in LA: Venice Public Library –
Abbot Kinney Memorial Branch

Worst vacation destination: Destinations don't make bad vacations

Favorite smell: ocean smell

Worst sound: screeching tires, followed by a loud crash

I resemble an animal: sea otter

Three people I'd like to have over for dinner:
dinner plans on hold unitl my culinary skills improve

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Favorite activity on a rainy night: playing Twister with
80's music

Favorite cocktail: bushmills on the rocks

Something disgusting: McMansions

Clothing fetish: socks

Favorite artist: A. Gursky

Artwork I would love to live with: David Hockney's
" Bigger Splash"

Worst looking building in LA: the "water garden" on Cloverfield

Worst vacation destination: Who has time for vacations... ?

Worst sound: a falling tree

I resemble an animal: a wombat

Three people I'd like to have over for dinner:
Cousteau, Ho Chi Minh, Dennis Leary

Favorite activity on a rainy night: munching on popcorn
and watching old X-Files reruns

Favorite cocktail: I prefer cheap wine.

Something disgusting: discussions about bowel movements

Clothing fetish: shoes!

Favorite artist: Egon Shiele

Artwork I would love to live with: Duchamp's "Fountain"

Worst looking building in LA: Ince Office Complex
(we can all thank Moss for that one)

Worst vacation destination: Colonial Williamsburg, VA

Favorite smell: bread from Venetian bakeries at 4am

Worst sound: kids screaming at the top of their lungs

I resemble an animal: jaguar

Three people I'd like to have over for dinner:
Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea